Remember those adverts for Kool cigarettes, where it was implied that you were a cool person if you smoked Kools? This clerk is probably not such a Kool smoker.
STATE LINE, Idaho — Confronted by a masked man who pulled an apparent handgun and demanded money, a tobacco shop clerk pulled his own .40 caliber handgun and shot the intruder 10 times, killing him, a Kootenai County sheriff’s officer said Tuesday.
Ka-ching.
Kool thinking, but 10 times?
I’m thinking about this, and I think the would-be robber was prone for at least 7 of those rounds.
Killed was Joseph Kalani Hatchie, 47, of Otis Orchards, Wash. Sheriff’s Capt. Ben Wolfinger said Hatchie entered Lew’s Smoke Shop shortly before 8 p.m. Monday, wearing a gray ski mask.
The masked man aimed his weapon at the clerk’s chest and demanded money, Wolfinger said.
The clerk told sheriff’s deputies that he reached under the counter for a bag, came up instead with his semiautomatic and started firing.
When deputies and medics arrived, Hatchie was lying dead on the floor.
The weapon found with Hatchie turned out to be an air-powered pellet gun that looks identical to a Walther P-9 semiautomatic, Wolfinger said.
Right off hand, that whole “looks like a gun” thing didn’t work for Mr. Hatchie.
While Mr. Hatchie was probably prone for at least 6 shots and maybe 7, unless the first few .40 caliber rounds hit him in the extremities, there is a high degree of probability that those first rounds would have been fatal.
But 10 rounds? That clerk needs to find a new line of work, because the current one isn’t in his best long term interests.