Pucker up, Tucker, and put a big old smooch on the which ever Republican troll you have across the desk from you. (edited for clarity)
CARLSON: Interesting, One of the raps against Libertarians—I‘m not sure it‘s fair, but people say it—that they tend to be a little cold. They‘re not as compassionate as people who believe the government can help.
Whether we are dealing with economic policy—free markets are really compassionate. They take care of the poor.
Free markets are compassionate toward the internal rate of return. They take care of the investor.
These Republican trolls assert the meme that any government is bad government.
They suffer from ADDS, Acquired Democracy Deficiency Syndrome.

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