Slate asks the following on their front page:
Pick one of:
- because then, we have to let every gutsy hocky mom run the country
- because then, we have to let every gutsy soccer mom run the Department of Defense
- because the Commerce Department doesn’t have a blue line
- because the Russians don’t care of you call them for icing
- because the Office of Management and Budget sessions last for more than three periods
- because you can’t go to the United Nations and yell at the coach
- because being an intellectual lightweight shouldn’t be seen as an affirmation of one’s abilty to govern.