Imus tells listeners he has prostate cancer
Don Imus says he’s battling stage two prostate cancer.
Imus said he got a good look at it this morning when he had his head up his ass.
Sarah Palin says Bristol is doing fine.
Palin was taking a break from governing the nation’s largest state to help Juneau’s Girl Scout Troop 32 sell cookies after the group lost all for their previous proceeds in a robbery the week before. “I read about it in the newspaper and I said, ‘Well, me and the kids have an hour on Saturday, let’s go down and help,’” she explained. “This age is so precious.”
She added, “Plus, it was only $230 dollars that was taken. I spent ten times that on a scarf last fall.” Bristol chimed in. “$230 an forty five cents. I counted.” The governor shushed Bristol and moved away from reporters.
Keeping Bristol away from reporters is probably a good idea, especially after her last interview.
VAN SUSTEREN: I don’t want to pry to personally, but I mean, actually, contraception is an issue here. Is that something that you were just lazy about or not interested, or do you have a philosophical or religious opposition to it or…
BRISTOL: No. I don’t want to get into detail about that. But I think abstinence is, like — like, the — I don’t know how to put it — like, the main — everyone should be abstinent or whatever, but it’s not realistic at all.
VAN SUSTEREN: Why?
BRISTOL: Because — I don’t want to get into details on this.
VAN SUSTEREN: Well, no, I don’t mean personally, just big picture, not — not necessarily about you, but…
BRISTOL: Because it’s more and more accepted now.
VAN SUSTEREN: Among your classmates and kids your age?
BRISTOL: Among — yes, among kids my age.
Grandma Palin was unhappy with that, especially the B-roll where Bristol added, “Sometimes a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do.”