Posted on Thursday 31 December 2009
When I was a soldier, there was a saying that had something to do with urine and rain. It was used when one person would say something to another person that was intended to shade the truth. The receiver of that communication would respond with something like this: “Don’t piss on my boot and tell me it’s raining.” There were variations on this saying, but they all communicated the ideas that 1) the thing bearing reference was similar to the truth but not true, and 2) the speaker was not going to accept it as true. The saying was usually used by a sergeant when talking to someone of equal or lower rank.
Another celebrity divorce flitted across the wire today. Karl Rove and his wife Darby are divorcing after 24 years. Rove is a celebrity in the area of political theater. He was a star player for many years but has seen a diminished role in recent years.
The thing that made me think of my days as a sergeant was this:
A family friend told POLITICO: “After 24 years of marriage, many of which were spent under incredible stress and strain during the White House years, the Roves came to a mutual decision that they would end the marriage. They did spend Christmas together with their son, and they plan to spend time together in the future. They maintain a strong friendship, and they both feel that that friendship is a source of comfort and inspiration for their friends and family.”
Knowing what I know about marriage, I think that what happened was that Karl Rove was dipping his wick in places other than Darby. It ruined the trust and respect that a marriage needs in order to function. He did it because he is a selfish person. That won’t change. This marriage has probably been over for many years and the last couple of years were spent figuring out how to end it.
This bears examination:
They maintain a strong friendship, and they both feel that that friendship is a source of comfort and inspiration for their friends and family.
If that friendship inspires friends and family to do anything, I sense a crime wave about to start in Texas.
Yeah, it isn’t rain.

